Wozwolf Rally 2007 - The X-Rated

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Wozwolf Rally

The X rated

31st August to 2nd September

At last I made it to the Wozwolf Rally, I have had tickets for the last 3 years, but things have always got in the way, however August 31st found me at the lincolnshire, battling to put up my tent in the wind.

17 Wozwolf and lots of helpers make this a smoothly run rally

Friday night we had "Uniting the Elements" "Beholder" "Too Rex" and "Vampires Rock"

Saturday we had "General Skullduggery" "Exhibit A" "The Almaboobies" "Dizzy lizzie" and The Gangsters of Ska"

with a custom show, very silly games and 20 real ales it was superb.

I even managed to fit in visiting my friends in Lincoln as well

a brilliant weekend

photos in separate galleries

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From the Forums:

"Once again,Cracking doo.Cant wait for next one.Well done Wozzy."

"Just got home...was a good one
Sun was lovily and hot saturday...and the live bands were pretty good

Just a shame the ground was as hard as concreat.
Lost about 5 tent pegs because i couldnt get half of em back out the ground or crofy bent em

Fab weekend guys"

From Our Guestbook:

"Just got back from Wozwolf 2007 & just wanted to say a BIG THANK YOU to all the club members, 'specially Mark, for a great night spent with great people.

Really appreciated & hope to see you next year

Ride safe & Rock on"

"Just got back from this years our 1st with wozwolf and what a friendly welcome not like most of the others happy people and all with no so called POLITICS/HEAVYS that think they own you...all i can say is we will be back again... these guys really know how to put a rally on this is what rallys are all about........"

"Just got back from your rally this weekend and would like to say a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge THANKYOU ALL what a wonderful,fandabidozie time we all had the bands on both nights were bloody fantastic and in this case we thinks we may Just need to return next year just to make sure that 17 members can do that again WELL FOOOOOOOKIN DONE LADS N LASSES HUGS N SHITE xxxx us xx"

" what a brilliant weekend at the wozwolf 10th rally
well done to you and your helpers"

"First time to this rally - had a great time, thanks. Can you please let me know if you have the details for the lady selling the ponchos? She said she'd put one by for me that I could pick up on Sunday before we left (had to go and get cash out), and I completely forgot about it. Obviously would like to pay her and arrange collection/delivery! Cheers."

"hey u guys n gals just wanted to say thanks for a fantastic weekend the new set up is awesome really enjoyed playing for u guys again we know we are gonna have a great time when we play for you all. ray the gals are tickled pink we there presents they say thanks there great. hope to see you all at s&t rally. "

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And on MySpace:

"It looks like they may well have us back at the Wozwolf next year and for us that would be ****** A. Great set up, Great people and that 10% Wozwolf Beer was the bomb, although it gave me the shits something rotten !!!

Thanks for your support

Beholder"

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"10% proof Alcohol
101% Good Time.

That Wozwolf Rally was the best fun we've had all f***** summer.

Beholder"

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"Stefan

6 Sep 2007 12:44

i reckon wozwolf 20% ale next year ha, if i had tht id probably die wohoooo,,, hmmmmmmmm yeh wozwolf best rally of the year"

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Stefan ???

3 Sep 2007 17:14

lmao, i dunno my uncles m8 give me summert and it was wel strong, shit hot rally tho, make sure you get the almaboobies bak next year cos they fookin rock,,, and play um late on wen every 1 is partying, already cant w8, wohoo

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SGT CHAOS BIKER JEWELLERY

3 Sep 2007 7:35

yo smurf that was a fucking rockin weekend i think ive recoverd now that wozwolf beer was the bollocs 15 paints of that shit was no good on the brain tho

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Freakytattooqueen

12 Sep 2007 10:05

I sure did have a fantastic time.
Althou i had the shit scared out of me on the friday nite when the wolf appeared right in front
of me.(picture it,im mindin my own business,headbangin away, when i stand up straight,the wolfs stood right there,nose to nose with me)God that was a little red riding hood moment.
Ha,ha!!!
Hugz from ur fav freak!!!
XXX xxx XXX

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Stefan ???

3 Sep 2007 21:56

hey m8 u ok,,, how gud was wozwolf,, was fucking amazing, didnt see ya tho, wel i didnt remeber to av a look 4 u as i was so pissed,,,, seen ya msg on the almaboobies space saying u saw them, wel i was the lad dancing on stage on there last song lmao, was funny as fuck but there bnad is so shit hot,,, aye anyways
ride safe

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Beholder

2 Sep 2007 17:43

Thanks for the kind words dude.

It looks like they may well have us back at the Wozwolf next year and for us that would be fuckin A. Great set up, Great people and that 10% Wozwolf Beer was the bomb, although it gave me the shits something rotten !!!

Thanks for your support

Beholder

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Wozwolf RC Rally 26th to 30th August

Wozwolf was another one of those rallies I’d had high on my list for a visit for some time. I had regularly bumped into members of the rally club at various events, and was thinking about taking the plunge when; a, I got the right days off for once, and b, the whole damn lot of my local’s reprobates “ The Denholme Frog Boilers” told me they were going. What choice had I got?
The Wozwolf Rally Club is one of those clubs that seem to be homeless, that is their members come from all over. If they have a spot they call home then it’s the site of their rally, the Newark Showground.
Now I will get this apology in before I get started, due to the problems we have had with the YB website this is the second time I have written this report, I keep no notes, and a lot of beer has run under the bridge since then, so if my days get mixed up into one, then you know why!
My trip down from God’s own county was a pleasant one. Nice bright dry weather down the A1 makes a nice change. The site was easy to find around a few roundabouts and down a little lane next to an aircraft museum. The site is quite large, but I had my directions from the boilers “ Go to the far side of the field, to the left of the toilets”. Found em first go. They had snuck themselves into a nice spot in a corner of the field and built a fence of plastic tape to keep out the riff raff. Still I went in.
These lot rally in style, or rather they try. They had erected two very nice gazebos and fastened them the fence, nice and cosy with a little table for the cards and beer. (More of this later) I put up my lonely tent amongst the group and went to explore the site. Well laid out I thought, plenty of stalls, with food vans a plenty. You could get all the main food types, curries, chips, burgers, pizzas and pies. Heavens!
As well as a large concert type hall a stage with two very long bars, there was another marquee with a smaller bar and stage. The site was one great campsite, flat and well drained. Toilets were well placed, and there was a shower block with hot water.
It has long been a puzzle in Denholme, at least to us off-cumdens, as to why Denholmer’s are called Frog boilers. The name seems to come from the mouths of those lesser souls from down the hill in Oxenhope and Leeming. Whether it dates back to the Napoleonic wars, or from a shortage of Haddock in the local chippy, I don’t know, but the gastronomic delights cooked up on one small stove and a barbeque was nothing but a joy. Garlic mussels was the cry and we all dashed forward to sample this profusion of both smell and taste, and dip tha bread in. A table had been laid with all manner of tasty morsels, salads meats and breads.
Hang on a mo! Is this a bike rally? After our splendid repast we all made our way to the bar to sample the ales, listen to the music, and chew the fat with acquaintances old and new. After my fill I retired for the night!
During the night it got a little bit windy, I heard the others return and settle down to a few beers and a hand or two of cards in their gazebo home. I can even remember hearing a crash and an odd word of astonishment and one could say perhaps profanity. I turned over and drifted back to sleep.
The morning was bright and warming. I arose from my tent to wander off in search of some crispy bacon and eggs and almost fell over the remains of one green and white stripy gazebo piled in a heap. O dear never mind.
The others slept on, so I took the bike took a trip down to Skeggy to see the sea. Upon my return, the others had regained their composure from the night before and had re-erected their dining table across two bins, the gazebo now performing the role of a tablecloth.
To be honest I found the weekend’s entertainment a bit of a contradiction they were ether very good or terrible. However, I think music is very much to ones taste, and each to his own, as others may have thought different.
Other forms of entertainment were extremely popular, despite the technical problems of not having a mic, or a suitable stage outfit, the Chinese artist was very good and I think pulled it off without anyone noticing. The crowd really got behind her and gave her lots of encouragement. So much so in fact, that I couldn’t get to the front to take any photo’s. Still I managed a few from the far back of the hall, with those with me getting such a good view from my camera screen, that they objected when I finished.
Bike rallies always have a show and this was no exception, though like many others I get as much please just wandering around gawping at this old bike and that around the campsite. Lined up for the show though, was both a Boss Hogg, and a Triumph Rocket, and it was good to compare these bigger bikes.
I really enjoyed this rally and will be looking forward to returning back next year. My thanks as usual go to the unsung heroes, the organisers, especially the ones you never see in the background somewhere.
A special personal thank you goes to all the Frog Boilers, who were brill.
Willy

Ï'll Have Eight of the Eight"

As we settled in with our first round at the bar, we took in the atmosphere with a little people watching. A fairly large and loud group of guys had almost completely filled up the front room of the pub. One of the guys walked up behind me at the bar and triumphantly ordered in an English accent, "I'll have eight of the Eight". Hmmm, "eight of the Eight"; I have heard a lot of people order a round of drinks before, but this one remains etched in my mind.
The man ordering the beer was Shorty (yes he was short), and he was a member of a Wozwolf motorcycle club www.wozwolf.co.uk out of Yorkshire England. The boys were in the country for a biker rally, and stopped by the pub for an afternoon of pint slamming. The "Eight" that they ordered was St Bernardus Prior 8, an outstanding dark Dubbel ale . Biker guys drinking high quality Belgium beer, kind of destroyed my image of bikers slamming down Rally Beer and crushing the cans on their heads in Sturgis. Yes, these English lads showed a refined taste in beer escalating them into an elite class in my mind (except for our favorite Jack who kept trying to get all the ladies to show their tattoos. I wonder if he had any luck?- I'll send him a Sturgis brochure).

"Hey up ! A booze up !"

"It was, a bit"

"Looks like a pretty good session... a scale model of the rock'n'blues show "

"The atmosphere was brilliant, everyone was there to have fun and party and thats what happened.

There were 1400 people there and there was not one hint of trouble.

If invited, I would certainly go again"

My Pick of the Best from Bikersweb Forum (Wozwolf 2004 Rally) absolute cracker of a 'do', went to it last year and loved it! great games, even for a non-believer like me, good bands, inside at night in HUGE hall, its a county show ground so good loos, etc organised without being heavy handed, very friendly bunch, invariably sells out so get yer tickets in! Great security as well, bike 'tied' to rider so no fecker can leave with yer bike, if yer wrist band and number plate dont tie up, the bike aint leaving the site. They even come around and force archers down yer throat as a 'welcome' drink! one of the best rallys of the year, well organised some great bands and run by some of the nicest people you could ever meet. exellent wozwolf see you next year:D and the female stripper was ****ing gorgeous;) Where wer you all ?? - l;ooked around for POB and Minxy , but didn't catch up with any of you... never mind was a blindin' do nad even the band in the marquee on sunday night was a good'un .. out of tune in some places but provide the tunes to bellow along to and jig about that everyone wanted at that point. Now just need to work out at what point I was abducted by aliens, given a hangover in exchange for all my money , and deposited back in the tent :) Apparently it took me three hours from leaving the marquee on the last night to get back to my tent , and I smelt strongly of schnapps when I eventually turned up :) yup i was there, and what a blinding rally it was too. I gotta agree with the club annoucement on sat that next year will be a blue badge event only limiting the number of cars on site, (coz if ya bikes broken, why arn`t you at home spending the beer money fixing it, so you can go to another rally the following weekend). but I might add that the number of disabled helpers might be looked at too, I might be out of place but why would someone require 6 - 10 helpers as has happen at another rally, abusing the space allocated to disabled camping.

And the rest

anyone going/been to the wozwolf rally at newark, heard some good reports on it got tickets.

absolute cracker of a 'do', went to it last year and loved it! great games, even for a non-believer like me, good bands, inside at night in HUGE hall, its a county show ground so good loos, etc organised without being heavy handed, very friendly bunch, invariably sells out so get yer tickets in! Great security as well, bike 'tied' to rider so no fecker can leave with yer bike, if yer wrist band and number plate dont tie up, the bike aint leaving the site. They even come around and force archers down yer throat as a 'welcome' drink! Its also a 3 nighter, which is cool, and loads to do off site in that part of the country. defo on my calendar every year now. frenchie p.s tables and chairs!!

Jester and I along with a few of our crew from Peterborough have tickets. Yes, Frenchie - TABLES AND CHAIRS! I know you missed em at BB! :rolleyes:

We will be there - Oh yes , we will be there !

ME an Mrs Pits will be there sent for tickets last week see you there guys n gals

Have done it in the past, not doing it this year as doing Past It MCC Zimmer frame rally instead and it my birfday rally Yaaay.

is it three nights or four? thought it was thurs,fri,sat and sunday night.........cant get there till fri though:confused:

talk about a dillemma, I got tickets for both the wozzie and the rusty nuts on the same weekend, will have to see how things pan out, as to which i go to, either that or spin a coin though the idea of doing both might appeal. wheres me sick note? the Wozwolf Rally is from Thursday to Monday.

i hope to be there not far from me :dd up the A1

Originally posted by shauny i hope to be there not far from me :dd up the A1 UP THE A1??? ffs shauny your in donny, newark is south :rolleyes: *Peirre passes shuany the compass and road map*

well down the A1 then

Fancy getting tickets for 2 rallies in the same weekend pobs - you got too much $$! (Must have sold the trike with the bent forks)

I'm going and it is 4 nights chewy

no one goes much on the thursday night hardtail, cept the organisers , stall holders etc etc come and make yerself known! I am the fat ,dyed red head bird with attitude and heaps of bling sat with snaf, , blinged, little , mad bearded and sleeved, minx The Modeeeeel and Jester, the tall bald sleeved Anti STalking device.. and possible Ratuus Horreeeeeeblus and the lovely Fongerbirdus (shes the one out the back sneaking a fag) ...........seriously man, thought i was stacked, but yer cant miss her .erm....errr....embonpoint?? ermm.....front of shirt stuff?? .....but only if yer can PARTY on dude! then you and the Mrs Hard are MORE than welcome - froglet

Originally posted by minxy Fancy getting tickets for 2 rallies in the same weekend pobs spoilt for choice ain`t I.................... and possible Ratuus Horreeeeeeblus and the lovely Fongerbirdus thats it I`m off up north

I'll say hello Frenchie, I'm usually with a few mates at rallies so don't normally socialise and when I feel too pissed it's best that I don't say hello to strangers although you're not really strangers just strange. How did you know there is a missus hardtail?

I am the fat ,dyed red head bird with attitude and heaps of bling sat with snaf, , blinged, little , mad bearded and sleeved, That describes probably about 50 couples there then

er, ok, we look like 'club' but aint no more, at all, ever again. EVER Minx looks like a model, (no makeup either, grrrrrrr)brunette, jester is about, dunno 6''3 ish, bald, tattooed head, total sleeves, me, tatts, serious gold, look 8 mnths pregnant, holding on to a skinny drunk, bald, wingcommander 'tache and mad grey beard, serious gold, with total sleeves, cut off. honest, you wont miss us, we 'stand out' from rally types. what do you look like then?? and Mrs Hard?? frenchie

Originally posted by frenchiegirl minx The Modeeeeel and Jester, the tall bald sleeved Anti STalking device.. PMSL Thats the funniest way I've ever heard us described as a couple. :bm

Originally posted by frenchiegirl what do you look like then?? and Mrs Hard?? frenchie I know what Minxy and Jester look like as I've met them. I've also seen pics of you and Snafu so should find you somehow. I am short with short hair goatee and a rats tail, no tattoos, my girlfriend has black shoulder length hair with piercings and tattoos, slim and is georgeous.

aw bless, hard is in LUUUUUURVEEE were yer see pics of me and snaf, didnt think any existed cept one brill one yam gave us?? just interested like..

Originally posted by frenchiegirl no one goes much on the thursday night hardtail, cept the organisers , stall holders etc etc 'Cept for my mate Mary who is friends with the Woz Wolf crowd so goes to party with them.... an' this year she will dragging Jules along , with little persuasion as she will be the one grinning like a loon on the S reg Black XJR1200 looking very shiny with all the goodies on and only 4.5 K on the clock :) Why will she be grinning as she is waiting to pick it up , after buying it from a local shop on saturday , who had just bought it from it's second owner who has only done 500 miles on it ! The first owner traded it in for a 1300 and the second guy basically took it home and tarted it up and never rode it ! Guess who is gonna be making up for lost time on it :) She has'nt stopped grinning since she put the deposit down. Will be there on the Friday night, riding up with Mary's other half

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hope u aint got ya paps oot,,,lol:bm

no but I do have offensive writing on my forehead which I didn't realise until I got up in the morning (OK afternoon)

I have just been told that some friends of mine cannot get ot the woz wolf rally this weekend :mad: rather than them going to waste and I have been asked to see if anyone would be interested in 2 free tickets. those of us that are still going are travelling south down from the doncaster area early fri afternoon, so it would be possible to meet en-route to pass them on. if your intrested in getting your hands on 2 tickets for the woz wolf free mail me at

setting off about 11.00 this morning...:)

one of the best rallys of the year, well organised some great bands and run by some of the nicest people you could ever meet. exellent wozwolf see you next year:D and the female stripper was ****ing gorgeous;)

Where wer you all ?? - l;ooked around for POB and Minxy , but didn't catch up with any of you... never mind was a blindin' do nad even the band in the marquee on sunday night was a good'un .. out of tune in some places but provide the tunes to bellow along to and jig about that everyone wanted at that point. Now just need to work out at what point I was abducted by aliens, given a hangover in exchange for all my money , and deposited back in the tent :) Apparently it took me three hours from leaving the marquee on the last night to get back to my tent , and I smelt strongly of schnapps when I eventually turned up :)

We were definitely there Scouse, along with Frenchie and Snaf! Managed to bump into Chewy and Pobbers and hardtail biker. An excellent rally and definitely a definite for next year :D The male stripper was fuggin hilarious, I'm sure he had a transfer tattoo on his left upper arm just to help him appeal to the audience. Big lad tho ;)

yup i was there, and what a blinding rally it was too. I gotta agree with the club annoucement on sat that next year will be a blue badge event only limiting the number of cars on site, (coz if ya bikes broken, why arn`t you at home spending the beer money fixing it, so you can go to another rally the following weekend). but I might add that the number of disabled helpers might be looked at too, I might be out of place but why would someone require 6 - 10 helpers as has happen at another rally, abusing the space allocated to disabled camping.

butterscotch schnapps.... cranberry schnapps... was that apple schnapps??... what strippers? what other marquee?? oh oerr, it hurts.... frenchie def a def for next year, thought the jinxers mates what we camped with were BRIll, funny as feck. xx (bloody rock stars)

lol rock stars on me this weekend Fren And yes, you missed the male stripper when you dived out early sat hun .... funniest thing I've seen in me life it was!

ya couldnt miss me or kay we had Bikers webby emblazened on our hoodys but then i couldnt even find my mate till he pushed me into a bog wall didnt see woman stripper but saw blokey what a dinger he had but thought he was a bit tame really :)

did it 'schwinng'?

I`m suprised he didn`t have some gurls eye out :eek: the best part of the strippers being on, was being able to get to the bar easier whilst everyone was drooling

the thai girl stripper is in october 04 bsh advertising some harley dealer..........is that her?